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Member since: 10-02-2009
Last visited: 01-08-2010
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About OrtunCarveliQ

Sarah Ferguson:


Sarah Ferguson
Information:

Name: Sarah Ferguson
Born: 1959-10-15
Height: 1.73

Filmography:

The Vicar of Dibley (1999), The Wonderful World of Whiteley (2005), The Tony Danza Show (2005), On-Air with Ryan Seacrest (2004), Richard & Judy (2004)

Allan Kayser:


Allan Kayser Nude
Information:

Name: Allan Kayser
Born: 1963-12-18
Height: 0

Filmography:

Mama's Family (1986), Night of the Creeps (1986), Circus of the Stars #14 (1989), Mama's Family (1989), Shimmer (2006)

Albert Reed:


Albert Reed Nude
Information:

Name: Albert Reed
Born: 1910-05-31
Height: 0

Filmography:

Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2007), Where Does It Hurt? (1972), Sanford and Son (1972), Good Times (1975), Delvecchio (1977)
Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase. AlrickJansenGs
First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee. SruthairJuliusXp
How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer AshuKlevonSm
Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir ! FrazerStanediscwM
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*) EverhardtTuvyaGw
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. DorrellCorrinEM
Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit. ChapmanEilwynDo
Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama. ChevalCydornxc
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop? DennieCaldwelloh
Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth. BarclayLuduvicoCj

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